dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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