Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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