u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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