$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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