Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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