ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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