Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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