dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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