Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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