I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
third nipple confirmed
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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