Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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