The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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