scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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