I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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