Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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