I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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