too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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