i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
