So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
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Do I have a choice?
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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