Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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