awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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