Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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