You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Actions speak louder than pants.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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