i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I need to stop coming to work sober
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
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