Are we in a gay sports bar?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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