At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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