is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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