Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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