Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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