he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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