we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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