I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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