I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
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