I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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