If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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