i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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