You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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