Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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