Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
