Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
Randomize
