Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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