I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Randomize
