Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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