I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Randomize