so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
are you so shy because you have an std?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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