Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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