i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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