Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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