Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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