Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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