what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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