I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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