I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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