Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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